Archive for November, 2006


A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.

“What’s the matter with me?” he asks the doctor.

The doctor replies, “You’re not eating properly.”

BWAHAHAHA!

…I just have to share.

I’ve started making my own compost. YAY ME for being so biodegradable! It’s been a couple of weeks and guess what I have already?

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Maggots.

No. Maggots are NOT a good sign even in compost apparently. It means I have put meat and fat into my compost. I PLEAD NOT GUILTY TO THE CHARGES, YOUR HONOUR. So after gently coaxing husband into coming outside to “help me a bit with my compost”(… NOT A EUPHEMISM) there should be maggots no more inshaAllah.
Another thing – as I was researching my compost maggoty disaster, I came across this little bit of information about worm farming:

Poke about twenty holes in the bottom of one box. Put the lid on the box with hole and place this box on the box without the holes. The bottom box will catch the liquid produced by the worms (worm tea).

WORM TEA. I think I might go and make myself a cuppa.

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