To taxi driver: STAY IN YOUR OWN LANE FOR GOODNESS SAKE!
To clients: I am not a miracle worker. The miracle worker’s name is GOD.
To work colleagues: Please stop asking me questions WHEN I AM WALKING OUT THE DOOR. Believe it or not, I would like to go home after my shift is over.
To cats: Thank you for using the litter tray.
To scarf on my head: STAY PUT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
To hot cup of tea: Thank you for the perfect end to a not so perfect day.
