Guaranteed to be said at Dinnertime

Thursday, January 24th, 2008 | Conversations, Humour, Parenting

Proudly brought to you by 4 year old:

“Actually, mum. I was only joking when I said I wanted more…”

“My stomach hurts.”

“I didn’t say I wanted this!!” When in actually fact, the other 4 in household are sure he did.

“I’ll just have toast and maple syrup.”

“So…even if I don’t finish this, I still get dessert? Cool!” Umm..No.

“This part has gone rotten.” In the time it’s taken to get from the pot to the plate?

“Actually, I wasn’t hungry when I started eating.”

“Do I have to finish all of this??”

“But I already ate at lunchtime!”

6 Comments to Guaranteed to be said at Dinnertime

Mona
January 24, 2008

“This part has gone rotten.”
this one’s my favorite!
he really does eat to live huh? i wish i could.

shaz
January 25, 2008

loooool!!! i know!!! i know!! :)

Tasmiya
January 25, 2008

Mona - my favourite is the “I was only joking..”
He is a terribly fussy eater, yes.

Shaz - I thought you might :)

Mousehunter
January 25, 2008

I get the “I’m tired” after which they remove themselves from the table and proceed to jump around the room in a frenzy!

Tasmiya
January 25, 2008

Goodness..how could I have possibly forgotten that one?

Umm Ibrahim
February 10, 2008

Assalaamu alaikum

“This part has gone rotten.” In the time it’s taken to get from the pot to the plate?

LOL, I get that kind of thing from my 7 year old daughter… she seems to think it takes milk 2.5 minutes in a glass to go cheesey - even if the half full glass of milk was returned to the fridge she still thinks it will have gone cheesey!

As for my 4 year old son, if he’s enjoying his meal but tired he’ll actually fall asleep whilst eating! LOL. I have a phone video of him swaying in his chair, eyes closed but still chewing! LOL

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