Confessions of a Stay at Home Mother - Driving Edition

Sunday, February 3rd, 2008 | Confessions

1. I listen to 612 ABC Brisbane for the news but secretly enjoy the music they play.

2. If I see a person in the car behind me become increasingly annoyed with my slow speed, I slow down even more.

3. I will ensure I am close to the car in the other lane so that said annoyed person can’t overtake me.

4. I stick to the speed limit.

5. Most of the time.

6. The one time I have gotten a speeding ticket, I tried to blame it on husband (see? that’s your head there over the seat..see the bald head - that’s you…remember when you went to the gym so early that morning? Yeah, that’s you there - it almost worked until my mother had a look at the pic and remarked, “but that’s your scarf and you went to work on Saturday!”)

7. I secretly wish to get pulled over for a random breath test.

8. I think there should be a separate roads for trucks.

9. I ride the clutch.

2 Comments to Confessions of a Stay at Home Mother - Driving Edition

Mona
February 3, 2008

haha, you are just hilarious!

Mousehunter
February 3, 2008

Haha. I’m a driver, but I would be one of those individuals in your rear view mirror But…at least you know they are there (although adding to their frustration). People on cell phones who are driving along their merry way, driving way too slow in the fast lane, and don’t even bother to look in the rearview mirror….those people I have issues with.