Archive for June, 2011


Apparently, “buffed” is correct usage according to  husband who referenced MW (who needs to reference MW when one  has a wife like me, I do not know but anyway, there you have it)

AND I am wrong in thinking Dave Chapelle calls women “bitches and hos” because “he doesn’t usually use the word ho. Bitches yes, but not ho.”

Mark this day, ladies and gentlemen. It’s the one and only time I will ever admit to being be wrong.

Family

Text messages

Mum: ATTENTION:
A virus is going round called Housework. If you feel the need to start Housework. Stop immediately. This virus wipes out your social life. If you should come in contact with Housework, go straight to the nearest armchair as the only
antidote known is called Rest! Please forward this warning immediately to at least 6 friends. If you realize you do not have 6 friends, you are already infected.

Tasmiya: The very fact that this came from my mother is proof that this is a joke!

Mum: well i’m laughing

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Husband: I heard you got an iphone

Brother: Yes. I’m so ishamed

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Gmail chat

Husband: hey, did i tell you that Dave Chappelle got buffed!

me: you mean buff? buffed implies someone got a buffer and rubbed him!!

Husband: sorry buff! My bad. Maybe now I will be inspired

me: you mean inspired to call women “bitches and hos”? yeah he’s such an inspiration

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Conversation

Husband: Before you ask, I *did* feed the cats when you asked me this evening.

Me: I don’t remember asking you this evening.

Husband: You did! You asked me to feed them and I did it straight away.

Me: This evening?

Husband: Yes.

Me: When this evening?

Husband: In the afternoon.

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