1. I love going to the gym but there are days when I go so I have an excuse for not doing the housework.
2. I bags machines now even though I get very annoyed when others do the same thing.
3. I have a secret loathing of a particular woman after she refused to move ONE STEP out of the way because she was in the middle of her set – we all take our gym seriously, lady but you really need to take a chill pill.
4. I wish my children could be half as well behaved at home as they are at the gym’s creche.
5. If I’m not mind numbingly sore the next day and for three days after, it wasn’t a good gym day.
