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How (NOT) to enjoin the good and forbid the evil

- do not at any time think of your own self but concentrate on the ill doings of others. You are perfect.

- tell anyone and everyone they will go to hell if they don’t listen to you.

- ensure you tell wrongdoers in the most offensive way possible and when they say they are offended, be sure to soften things by telling them, “I am saving you from the hell fire.. you should not be so arrogant…you should be thankful and take this as advice given out of love and concern for your afterlife…what if you are in a burning house, do you expect me to talk to you quietly and gently?!…I am doing this for your own good, why are you so stubborn that you cannot see?….”

Saturday

- early morning dramas as usual

- work – usual dramas

- home late (as usual)

- house DEAD quiet

- kid’s sleeping over at Mum’s!

- talk about the children for the rest of the night

- bed by 8:30 (we are such party animals)

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Sunday

- enjoy waking up at own leisure

- wonder what the children would be up to

- hope they didn’t wake up Mum too early

- eat breakfast IN FRONT OF COMPUTER!

- watch a movie

- clean the house with the luxury of not having someone behind messing up what was tidied

- wonder what the children are up to

- shower very late in the day

- have lunch

- wonder what children are up to

- pick children up

- eldest helps out in the garden while younger ones have a kip

- supper

- bed

- fin

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