Well 50% is a pass isn’t it? I got halfway, surely that counts for something.
See the thing about posting everyday is that the genius that is me is cut up into 30 little parts. So instead of getting a good dose of the genius every few days, one only gets a tiny morsel each time one visits.
I could not do it to you poor readers. No. Not for another second.
I care for you all too much.
So here is my dose of the genius. Chug it down, people. It’s good for you.
Don’t say I never did anything for you, either.
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Sorry guys, in all seriousness I haven’t been in good spirits lately. (I’m still going to the gym and of course am still sporting a 6 pack) but rest assured regular programming will return soon. If however coalition waltzes in again as leaders of this country I may never return and if I do, my posts will become decidedly EMO and melancholic. I will dress in black, put white paint on my face and call myself TYSMYA. I will mope around for the next three years in bitter frustration.
*cries*
