1. Husband takes children out.
2. As soon as they leave, get necessary textbooks, paper and other stationery products and organise on table.
3. Make self a cup of tea.
4. Sit down. Wonder if maybe biscuits might be nice with tea.
5. Check fridge. No biscuits.
6. Sit down for serious study. Open book. Look at computer.
7. Check email (you never know when someone is going to send something IMPORTANT!)
8. While on computer, check favourite blogs, surf for a little while.
9. Tell self this is ridiculous and you really need to get back to the books.
10…… After you check the news (you never know when something IMPORTANT is going to happen!)
11. Hey what’s on TV right now? (you never know what IMPORTANT TV show might be screening)
12. Channel surf.
13. Nothing on TV so you simply HAVE to get back to the books.
14. Write topic on paper.
15. Check fridge (you never know – IMPORTANT biscuits might magically appear)
16. Family arrive home.
17. Close books.
18. Sigh heavily.
