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I honestly could not believe my eyes when a woman covered in balloons started prancing around as delirious male scientists popped them with a pin,

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Goodness WHERE DO I START?

The professor:

Could he have come up with anything MORE tacky? I understand the need for scientists (and let’s face it, the newspaper is really DYING to say geeks instead) to let their hair down and relax (“we’re still normal people for goodness sake!”)but this?

Ridiculous.

Not to mention HARAAM!

All I can think right now is this man is the stereotypical mad professor :

Professor

And he’s STILL mad about not being invited to the strip show the cool kids had planned for the high school graduation party.

The strippers:

The burlesque dance teacher and performer said she could understand why some audience members felt uncomfortable.

“It can make people feel a bit insecure and they don’t know how to react.”………

So they just walked off because they were what? JEALOUS?

However, she said not everyone was offended by the performance.

“I got some of the ladies to pop the balloons as well. I wasn’t discriminating.”

Clearly a feminist.

“It’s not like we were 18 and blonde with big boobs.”

Because then AND ONLY THEN do people have anything to complain about.

Ugh.

*HA!

It’s been a while since my last post.

What can I say? Parenting is hard work.

My nearly 10-month-old is a high-need baby. He isn’t happy unless he is being carried and he hates his sling now so for most of the day he’s propped up on one of my child-bearing hips as I frantically try to do the housework, cooking and laundry one-handed. He sleeps for not longer than 15 minutes and I really need that time to rest my arm.

So this is my life at the moment. Oh he does manage to get onto the floor and crawl around for a little while but my respite is short as the minute he sees me, he lifts up his arms and cries as if he has been abandoned. I’ve been through separation anxiety with the older 2 but this is something else or it’s just so much more intense.
I hate to admit it but we are getting to the stage where I am getting annoyed. I just need a good half hour of uninterrupted time where he isn’t crying or needing me so I can do for my 2 1/2 year old or just do for myself. This is spirit breaking work. I thought I was an ok mum and here comes this adorable little creature who is so difficult to please.

Duas (prayers) would be greatly appreciated :)

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