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The Sixth Annual Brass Crescents Award nominations are open.

GO there NOW!

And I know you will all nominate for me for best blog, best female blog, best group blog (if by group that means contributors such as me, myself and I), best humour blog, bestest blog, best australian blog (what? that isn’t a category for that? for shame!) and just in case you are wondering what to put in that little box there about exactly WHY you are nominating me here are some helpful suggestions:

1. HILARIOUS!

2. She told me to

3. Genuinely pathetic and it’s more because I feel completely sorry for her

4. I laughed so hard wee came out

5. She’s been blogging for years now (NUMBER 12 PEOPLE NUMBER 12!) maybe if we just nominate her, she will STOP ALTOGETHER and we will never have to put up with her again.

Go.

I promise my answers to your questions are coming very soon my lovely ones but I have been very busy.

So where have I been, you may ask?

I have been sunbaking and body surfing, shell collecting and whale watching (don’t hate!) but am finally back home. Husband is home for another few days (don’t hate) and I have totally embraced NOT doing the school run (don’t hate!) while husband fumbles with the children although I must admit he does a much better job at getting them ready than I do (DO NOT HATE!)

Tomorrow my mother has offered (and by offered I mean I called her and asked her if she could please please please only for a couple of hours and she finally relented) to take care of three year old (Genus: Coitus, Species: Interruptus) for a couple of hours tomorrow morning so that husband and I can be ALONE! TOGETHER! ALONE TOGETHER! DURING THE DAY!

So!

Shall we just chill out at  home and watch a movie? Shall I clean the house uninterrupted while husband reads a book uninterrupted? Do we go out for coffee??

Suggestions, if you please.

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