Quiz Time:
Q. What did we happen to hear when the television just happened to be tuned to Wife Swap while we were otherwise engaged in educational activities such as reading Shakespeare and finally getting around to doing calculus for fun:
a) “I’m a b***h. I just can’t help it … I’m doing this to show my kids that I’m not that bad.”
b) “They look like they’re a black family.” Pause “But their house is so clean!”
c) “We use words like the F word, the S word and the N word.”
d) “There is no curfew. You boys can go out whenever you like and go wherever you like…. You are not allowed to go to football practice.”
e) “We’re even getting some bedroom action nowadays.” Eww
Answers after you’ve all had a go.


All of the above?
that show is so weird… saw it once, why??? why, oh why would people do that?
all of the above…
All of the above!
I’m going with the others.. sadly!
Oh very well done, children. Gold stars for everyone! I gather you’ve all seen that episode? Please don’t tell me the show is always like this? I will have to pencil this in my diary to catch another episode. For research purposes and all, of course.
I have seen that episode. Really sad. The show is like watching a car wreck, you just keep looking when you know you shouldnt.
I cant imagine what people think of Americans after watching these shows.
Um Abdullah – I think most people who watch the show realise that the people that are selected aren’t representative of the general American population. At least we hope not