Category: Domestic Bliss

Apparently, “buffed” is correct usage according to  husband who referenced MW (who needs to reference MW when one  has a wife like me, I do not know but anyway, there you have it)

AND I am wrong in thinking Dave Chapelle calls women “bitches and hos” because “he doesn’t usually use the word ho. Bitches yes, but not ho.”

Mark this day, ladies and gentlemen. It’s the one and only time I will ever admit to being be wrong.

Him: Hey what does this spell?:

(_o_) (_o_) INS?

Tasmiya: Oh my god. Do I really want to know?

Him: Go on. Just guess!

Tasmiya: I really have no idea.

Him: It’s ASSASSINS..get it? ASS  +  ASS +  INS!  HA HA HA!

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