Dear Girl Who is Teasing My Son*,
Let me give you a quick lesson in biology. My son is of Indian descent which means his body type can only be one of two: Twiggy skinny or Buddha fat. Sorry – there are no in betweens. Yes, he is a skinny boy and it isn’t for lack of exercise or lack of eating. This is just the way his body is. He cannot help that his legs are skinny.
You on the other hand CAN help the fact that you are being a big meanie and purposely hurting his feelings for goodness knows what reason. I can only deduce that you have very low self esteem and it gives you great pleasure in making others feel as awful about themselves as you feel about yourself.
Trust me when you reach puberty you will be WISHING to high heaven you had legs like my son’s. AHAHAHAHA!
So give it a rest, girlie.
Yours every so sweetly,
The scarf lady who will be staring daggers at you from now on.
P.S. Your bum looks big in that.
*AKA stupid nasty piece of work
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Awwwwwwww! Tasmiya, my Rayyan is going through that too. Fat, white girls tease my skinny boy
Heck! Even fat white boys tease my skinny sprinter 
OK, let’s create an “Avenging Mothers” group and find such fat babies behind the school building to torture!
Suroor – poor Rayyan
I’m all for the Avenging Mothers group..can we bully the mums of said fat babies too? muahahahaha!
Oh my! Where could this lead? Have your son challenge them to a battle of wits! What’s worse…being funny looking or looking err stupid?…haha
I know! Why not “volunteer” to your son’s teacher to come and give a presentation to the class about the dangers of being a fatty (say you’re a ‘medical expert’…hey, you’re a vet! Close enough), and then single out said tubster as an example of worrying weight.
At the very least, give her really pointed looks throughout the presentation, and always ask her questions such as, “Now, what does everyone have for lunch? Let me pick someone at random…YOU! Oh dear, oh dear. You’ve got chips and soft drink? Well, that’s just what I was talking about as an example of BAD nutrition. And it explains a few things, too…”.
Look, I know I sound pretty nasty, but there’s a kid being mean to my daughter at kinder, so I’m all for parents telling these snotty-nosed, bratty, so-and-sos where it’s at.
I can tell you that teaser girls are secretly envious of such cute natural skinniness. When i was little I used to say to a boy “you are soo skinnnnnnyyyyy!!!” all the time but it wasn’t to tease him or make him feel bad, it was cause i wanted to be like him.
I just didn’t know what else to say. I thought he looked really good.
No no no, guys. She *isn’t* fat. I just added that on the end of my letter and exaggerated a bit in the comments because I thought it sounded funny. My bad
She’s actually a beautiful girl. She isn’t obese or too skinny. She isn’t teasing my son anymore. To top it all off, I met her mother last night at the parent info evenings and her mum is nice!
Boy was I a poor judge of character. That’ll learn me.
hee hee glad she stopped picking on your son. bullies suck.
I havr always hated the teasing kids give to each other, like puppies wrestling, vying to see who can dominate whom. I think it is a mammal thing, worse in puberty.
But your last line was a gem of a comeback lol.
Ya Haqq!