Oh I have been tagged by the wonderful Editor (I am so loved!)so here goes. I did do this meme when it was 6 wierd things but quickly realised there is so much more wierdness to share. Notice again, how I cannot spell the wierd word properly. Must. Resist. Urge. To. Write. Weird.
1. I drink coke with milk sometimes. It’s called Brown Cow.
2. I lose things. Constantly. Something will be in my hand and the next minute, it vanishes. Either I am a budding illusionist or I have a problem. All are welcome to my first magic show.
3. I have a love-hate relationship with words. I will hear or read a word one day and decide I cannot stand it and I will make sure I remember who uses it and in which context and then get annoyed with that person for using the DREADED word. Then after a while (months or years even) I will start liking the word and even be so brave as to use it myself. The word of the day/month/year is co-religionists. Ugh. YUCK!
4. I dream of being boss of the world. Clearly being boss of my house is not enough. I would love to be an evil dictator. Just get rid of Mugabe and I’m in!
5. I think I’ve mentioned my cold sore phobia before but it requires repeating. Never had a cold sore and inshaAllah never will but by golly do I go mad whenever I feel a tingling around my mouth. I have passed this phobia on to at least 2 friends. They are still my friends.
6. I get nervous diarrhoea. Don’t ask.
7. I can move my little toe on my right foot but not on my left.
8. I say really stupid things sometimes. Especially when I’m nervous or around people I don’t know very well. Oh what I wouldn’t do for a delete button in real life. *sigh*
9. I believe parts of my body occasionally get angry with each other and this accounts for my occasional ailments/maladies. If they just learnt to get along, nobody would be sick. At the moment my legs aren’t listening to my back. This is why my sciatica plays up. Look! You’re part of this body whether you like it or not, so just suck it up and work things out. I’VE GOT WORK TO DO!
10. I can’t go past a crossword without having a go at at least one of the clues.
I tag anyone who wants to have a go!
Well, this tells me you are a shy person, and that your nervous stomach problems and sciatica have the same root cause. The muscles tighten up and bunch around the nerves and cause both the sciatica and stomach problems. So relax lol.
Ya Haqq!
Asalaamu alaykum
Re: number 1, the Brown Cow – no thanks – will pass.
2. I have a multitude of safe spots for placing things – too bad I they are so safe that i dont remember where they are.
4. You have my vote for dictator of the world. No more incursions, you would make all societies as child-friendly as you found Malaysia to be, and place some really funny signs up, and we would all learn Latin. Why wouldnt i vote for you?
5. However, if you pass on the cold sore phobia, you are out.
7. No way! I can do that too, and only with the small toe on my right leg! I can make it wave good-bye.
Brown Cow?! Holy cow!
Irving – Well, we will have to convince my brain to relax. She thinks she’s the boss of everything else so she’s under a lot of pressure to perform well.
Mochamomma and Suroor too – don’t knock it till you try it.
For voting for me, I will spare your life!
YES! My little toe on my right waves bye. I try for ages to coax the left one but he isn’t listening to the foot. *sigh* My body parts need to go to counselling.
whoa, your body and mine must have been separated at birth.