To taxi driver: STAY IN YOUR OWN LANE FOR GOODNESS SAKE!
To clients: I am not a miracle worker. The miracle worker’s name is GOD.
To work colleagues: Please stop asking me questions WHEN I AM WALKING OUT THE DOOR. Believe it or not, I would like to go home after my shift is over.
To cats: Thank you for using the litter tray.
To scarf on my head: STAY PUT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
To hot cup of tea: Thank you for the perfect end to a not so perfect day.
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LOL, have ever really said that to a client (out of frustration?)…hehe. I would love to see the look on their face if you did
Haha, you are soooo right, especially about the tea
Ya Haqq!
hey you.
tell it!
esp. about the fiendish slippy scarf. and the tea (nothing hits the spot like the bergamot in dilmah earl grey. ooooh baby).
hope all is good. things sound ca-ray-zee at your place at the moment, and i choose to think that’s why i haven’t heard from you in a while, and NOT because my last email to you turned you off ever emailing me back EVER because i came across as a freaking Crazy Woman Who Is Utterly Self-Indulgent And Whiny and Brings Nothing To The Table Other Than Boring Rants and Stupid Hyperbole. (seriously- i’m sorry if i did. 2 weeks post-partum is not me at my freshing best! either way, you rock.) enjoy having your in-laws there- built in babysitters!!
love susan xxx
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