Number of tissue boxes used up this weekend: 4

Number of times husband was vomited on: 2

Number of times Tasmiya was vomited on: 1 (HA! I win!)

Number of sick children: 3

Millilitres of panadol (tylenol) syrup given to sick children: approx. 50

Number of times needed to break up cat fight between rival felines: Approx 12

Number of times needed to console frightened two year old for above: Approx 13

Number of times nebuliser used: 3

Number of times “Please cover your hands when you cough!” was uttered: Infinity

Number of times above was ignored: Infinity

Number of ears infected: 2

Number of visits from concerned family members: 3 (I love my family!)

Number of times my sisters brought us food: 3 (I love my family!)

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