Me: So do you think the sun will be really bright when we walk out of the house?

4 year old: I just did a fart.

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2 year old: Mum. Mum. Mum. Mum. Mum. Mum. Mum. Mum. Mum. Mum. Mum. Mum.

Me (up to my elbows in washing): Yes?

2 year old: Mum. Mum. MUM. MUM. MUM. MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM!

Me: What happened? Is everything ok?

2 year old: MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM!

Me(rushing to get to next room): Yes. Ok I’m here. What is it?

2 year old: Umm…. Mum?

Me: YES??!

2 year old: Ummm…. Ummm…..

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