1. One thing can be said for parents – they know pretty much everything about their children. Especially their bowel movements. My sister (who will henceforth on this blog be named doctorsister) is amazed at the length of time a parent can rattle on about his/her child’s bodily functions. Not only will they know the time of day a motion has been passed, they can describe with alarming accuracy the colour, texture, smell and volume of deposit.
Which is why today you are all privy to the following little tidbit: 2 year old has been passing blue poos for about a week now. Of course he denies having even taken a tiny little sip from the blue coloured water the boys get to play with. I’m sorry my son. Another thing that all parents know – poo never lies.
2. Trivia – the human arm is designed to be one milimetre too short to reach that annoying itch in the middle of the back.
3. Thanks to everyone who replied to my “Pinnacle” post. Even though it’s the internets and everything, I still worry that I’m going to offend someone on here. It takes me ages to think up my humourous, witty and thought provoking posts (Ha!) because I’m so worried about hurting someone’s feelings. I had no idea the one that would cause upset would be that one.
4. A very special thank you to dear b. for using the word behoove in her last comment . I love the word. I LOVE BEHOOVING! It behooves all of us to use the word “behoove” at least once in our lifetime! 
5. Hows about those election results, huh? Hamas winning the majority and Canada electing a conservative government. I think that meens the Greens will win the next Australian election.
Seriously, though with what’s happened now in Palestine, I can just see Israelis electing an extremist right winger. Which we all know is going to make peace in the Middle East that much harder to achieve. Hamas would be really stupid to use acts of terrorism now. They have a chance of actually changing things. Hope they don’t stuff it up.
Well what do you know, she give political commentary as well *insert eye roll here*
6. Going to check on the baby now.
As for #1- Eeeeewwww!! good thing i already had breakfast LOL
As for #5 – i was really surprised… i thought the US can control every election in the world to go in their favor.. hmmm… maybe they have some kind of trick up their sleeves…reverse physchology?
Also good to note, you cannot lick your own elbow.
Ain’t that true about the poo. I would like to see blue poo.. that is the weirdest part. I have seen red, green, all shades of brown, corn, red-pink (that was some anti-biotic), but blue has never gifted my house.
I suspect that soon I shall see poo with green flecks as I have just discovered my youngest chewing on a green crayon. Poo never lies (I love that line, and am stealing it! Just so you know.
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Also: parents are the only ones to fish out souvenirs from the poo and save it for future grossing out of the children. My eldest ate a button off my shirt when he was six months old. The button caused a serious backup of traffic when he suddenly pushed it out (and all of the traffic behind it) rather explosively. I still have the button. One day, it will make a good story. Mwhahahahaha! >:]
Behooves: it’s a great word.