Tasmiya

1. I hate brushing my teeth. I hate it so much I will actually delay going to bed. I’d rather be exhausted than actually do something that will take all of 5 minutes to complete. How does that even work?

2. I told my husband that I was “so over these kids!” on Sunday when we were all having a rough day. I’m not going to make any excuses for that – there isn’t anything that could justify those words coming out of my mouth.

3. I love to feel cold. So much so, I turn the fan on and leave the window open at night just so I can wake up from a deep sleep because I’m freezing.

4. I have a big nose.

5. Confession time : I watch (and LOVE) The Apprentice. There. I said it. I love it so much that I daydream sometimes about being a contestant on the show and then realise that – I’m not a successful business person, I don’t live in America, I wear hijab and I don’t wear power suits or short skirts so therefore couldn’t possibly be picked as a potential candidate and then I get all depressed about it until I can forget all of that and start daydreaming again. No. I don’t have a life. Why do you ask?

6. My favourite joke of all time -Q. What’s brown and sticky?

A stick!!! AHAHAHAHAH! I kill me!!

7. I weed my pants when I was 5 years old. It’s probably the first time I ever felt HUMILIATION.

8. I used to drink about a litre of Coca Cola a day when I was working full time. Combine this with random thing #1 and you will understand why I hate the dentist.

9. Oh yeah..I start work again in April inshaAllah. Just alternate Saturday mornings for starters.

10. I’m a nail biter and I just can’t stop. I’ve tried everything but don’t seem to have the will power.