I honestly could not believe my eyes when a woman covered in balloons started prancing around as delirious male scientists popped them with a pin,
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Goodness WHERE DO I START?
The professor:
Could he have come up with anything MORE tacky? I understand the need for scientists (and let’s face it, the newspaper is really DYING to say geeks instead) to let their hair down and relax (“we’re still normal people for goodness sake!”)but this?
Ridiculous.
Not to mention HARAAM!
All I can think right now is this man is the stereotypical mad professor :

And he’s STILL mad about not being invited to the strip show the cool kids had planned for the high school graduation party.
The strippers:
The burlesque dance teacher and performer said she could understand why some audience members felt uncomfortable.
“It can make people feel a bit insecure and they don’t know how to react.”………
So they just walked off because they were what? JEALOUS?
However, she said not everyone was offended by the performance.
“I got some of the ladies to pop the balloons as well. I wasn’t discriminating.”
Clearly a feminist.
“It’s not like we were 18 and blonde with big boobs.”
Because then AND ONLY THEN do people have anything to complain about.
Ugh.
*HA!


why are you all so fussed about global warming, in 100 years time 3 things will have happened. 1. there will be no oil so the world will stop warming.2. africa and the middle east will be parched and the population will have decreased by 90%3. Yellowstone park will have erupted and there will be hardly anyone left. goodbye
What a way to talk about global warming? And what a way to degrade women?
Global warming is a reality. Temperatures are on the rise already, and I think this year was recorded as the hottest in a very long time.
Scientists thought it took thousands of years for ice to melt at the bottom, but now they discovered it only takes 5 seconds.
What a random piece ~ Did they really think that was just light hearted entertainment? I’m at a loss for words.
-Aly