A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
“What’s the matter with me?” he asks the doctor.
The doctor replies, “You’re not eating properly.”
BWAHAHAHA!
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LOL!
Just what I wanted to see and read about this morning.
Thankyou!
I love it!
haha. A man walks into a Psychiatrists office wearing a dress with matching shoes and purse, and aluminum foil around his head, with an antenna over that, and strips of bacon hanging from the antenna.
He says, “Doctor, I want to talk to you about my brother.”
Aly: You are welcome!
Mona: I know! I am so funny
Irving: LOL! I bet you have a ton more of those under your sleeve. Keep them coming
Actually very amusing!