Masjid Signs

Friday, April 6th, 2007 | Humour, Islam and Muslims

I drive past a church on my way to my son’s madressah and their little messages always make me smile. I’ve been meaning to take a pic of a particular message but they’ve since changed it.

“EARTH CREATED ITSELF? LOL!

—GOD”

LOL! IMHO YKWIM ROFLCOPTER! That is just brilliant. Love love love it.

Here are a few for use outside your local masjid. You may enjoy my creativity and genius at your leisure :

1. Modest dress is hot!

2. Believe in the Shahadah or burn in hell for eternity you infidels.*

3. Now open 5 times a day! Extended trading hours on Friday.

4. Auction!: The lot is hell for the highest bid’ah**

*I am joking. If I offend anyone, I apologise. Let me know and I will delete this one immediately.
**HA!

6 Comments to Masjid Signs

Maliha
April 6, 2007

Salamaat,
I am offended. Would you kindly delete please?

J/K…too funny! I love the highest “biddah” one

Mousehunter
April 6, 2007

Hahaha…that’s funny. I can just see the faces of people as they read #2..haha.

Once when I was heading back to Toronto from a team meeting in Ottawa (I was dropping my boss off at his car) we passed this church in the middle of nowhere (Pickering really). The sign said:

Pickering Standard Churh - Real people, Real God!

We couldn’t stop laughing.