Archive for April, 2007


10 Wierd Things..

Oh I have been tagged by the wonderful Editor (I am so loved!)so here goes. I did do this meme when it was 6 wierd things but quickly realised there is so much more wierdness to share. Notice again, how I cannot spell the wierd word properly. Must. Resist. Urge. To. Write. Weird.

1. I drink coke with milk sometimes. It’s called Brown Cow.

2. I lose things. Constantly. Something will be in my hand and the next minute, it vanishes. Either I am a budding illusionist or I have a problem. All are welcome to my first magic show.

3. I have a love-hate relationship with words. I will hear or read a word one day and decide I cannot stand it and I will make sure I remember who uses it and in which context and then get annoyed with that person for using the DREADED word. Then after a while (months or years even) I will start liking the word and even be so brave as to use it myself. The word of the day/month/year is co-religionists. Ugh. YUCK!

4. I dream of being boss of the world. Clearly being boss of my house is not enough. I would love to be an evil dictator. Just get rid of Mugabe and I’m in!

5. I think I’ve mentioned my cold sore phobia before but it requires repeating. Never had a cold sore and inshaAllah never will but by golly do I go mad whenever I feel a tingling around my mouth. I have passed this phobia on to at least 2 friends. They are still my friends.

6. I get nervous diarrhoea. Don’t ask.

7. I can move my little toe on my right foot but not on my left.

8. I say really stupid things sometimes. Especially when I’m nervous or around people I don’t know very well. Oh what I wouldn’t do for a delete button in real life. *sigh*

9. I believe parts of my body occasionally get angry with each other and this accounts for my occasional ailments/maladies. If they just learnt to get along, nobody would be sick. At the moment my legs aren’t listening to my back. This is why my sciatica plays up. Look! You’re part of this body whether you like it or not, so just suck it up and work things out. I’VE GOT WORK TO DO!

10. I can’t go past a crossword without having a go at at least one of the clues.

I tag anyone who wants to have a go!

I’ve been working way too much lately and have been enjoying every single millisecond of it! It’s been hectic, frustrating, nerve wracking; patients have gotten better and gone home wagging their tails or purring away. Some have passed away which is never easy to handle. Clients have been appreciative, thankful and then again others have been annoyed or upset.

I love the respect that human doctors are afforded. Patients waiting for their G.P. can often wait for over an hour and nobody complains. It’s just expected that they will have to wait. If vets are running 15 minutes behind, we must apologise profusely and placate many an angry client. I know everyone has busy lives and things to do and nobody wants to sit around for longer than they absolutely have to but sometimes we will have an emergency or urgent case to attend to and so normal vaccinations and ear cleans will have to wait. If you turn up without an appointment for a routine consultation, you will have to wait.

Doctors can yell at hysterical family members to GET OUT! of the treatment room while they try to resuscitate comatose and flat-lined patients. They can even call security to remove them (at least they can on TV – I saw it on ER once so it must be true). Vets don’t have security and I’m not big on yelling at people but it’s really had to convince an owner it is not just in their best interest but in their pet’s as well if they wait out in the waiting room so we can do our thing. I know they want to make sure their pet is ok but sometimes they get in the way and other times they get stressed out by watching us trying desperately to put an IV in and having to cut down with a scalpel blade into the skin to try and find a vein or even just intubating. It gets the nurses and the vets worked up and then we get all flustered. Even after 10 years of practice I do much better without an audience.

Doctors can tell patients to turn off their mobile phones (whether or not there is indeed interference with the medical equipment) actually, doctors don’t even need to tell people to turn them off, they do it anyway but for some reason people have no qualms at answering their phone in the middle of a vet consultation(!) while the vet waits patiently for them to finish so she can continue with the check up. And then they wonder why vets are running behind! How rude!

I should stop right now. I didn’t mean for this to be a rant. These little things don’t happen often and they’re made up for many times over by the wonderful owners who are considerate, compassionate and understanding and want to do everything and anything to make their pets’ lives easier and more comfortable. The cats are just precious and the dogs adorable. The birds are sweet (of course you can’t hug them -they’re way too small & delicate) and the rats are surprisingly affectionate.

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