1. Level 5 water restrictions means only 4 minute showers. I have contemplated on more than one occasion, going without bathing for 8 days so I can have a wonderful 30 minute shower. DON’T JUDGE ME!

2. On wash days, I pray it DOESN’T rain.

3. I am a nuisance caller and professional complainer. Well I’m pretty sure the Brisbane City Council thinks so. So far I have rung THREE times about my vegetation officer’s visit and once about some possible termite nests in the park near me. I have called when I thought there was a problem with my bill (there WASN’T, apparently). Whenever I tell the help desk person my name, he or she will always say in a knowing tone, “Oh yes….. Tasmiya….” WELL I PAY MY RATES..DON’T JUDGE ME etc etc.

4. I thought Jim Soorley was a pretty good mayor.

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