Newsflash: Humans and Animals Actually DIFFERENT.

Friday, May 11th, 2007 | Humour

Whoo boy!

I know your child is cute a puppy and as cuddly as a kitten but really, this is going a bit far.

It’s not uncommon for pet owners to use human drugs on animals too, with often times fatal consequences. It’s tempting to take the cheapest and laziest route but is it really worth it in the end?

FYI - an excellent lice control for children (yes, I have been initiated into THAT school-mum activity) is straight hair conditioner (HUMAN hair conditioner). Massage the conditioner well into all strands of hair. Leave for about 2 minutes, then comb out with a lice comb. Rinse well.

Lice control for animals? Go see your vet :P

Addendum (because you ALWAYS need one of those when you let your husband on the internet): Husbands and life threatening situations are not counted :P

8 Comments to Newsflash: Humans and Animals Actually DIFFERENT.

Mousehunter
May 13, 2007

My goodness! These are the type of people who could possibly be Darwin Award winners one day!

Mousehunter
May 13, 2007

ps. could i have u’re password please?

Farhad
May 14, 2007

Humans and Animals Actually DIFFERENT?
Wait a minute!!??

I remember a certain Vet telling her husband : “Oh, don’t worry about that prescription/script - I can get those antibiotics for you from work.”

then later:

Husband, looking at label on antibiotic bottle: “Not for Human Consumption?”
Vet: “You will be fine!!”

AND

When the same Vet had an Asthma attack, I remember her getting a nurse to inject some animal drugs into her arm! :)

Mona
May 14, 2007

*gasp* at last comment!
and i’d love a password please.

Haleem
May 15, 2007

Well, they could use monkeys as lice pickers like in those old movies …

Tasmiya
May 15, 2007

Oh umm….
*points to sky*

LOOK OVER THERE!

*runs*

Gorilla Bananas
May 16, 2007

I just get my females to eat my lice.

Tasmiya
May 16, 2007

Haleem - now THAT is genius. The monkey gets food, the kid doesn’t get sick from chemicals. WIN! WIN!

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