Owner: I was throwing a stick and I think it hit my dog. He went all shivery and fell over.
Tasmiya: So you were throwing the stick AT the dog?
Owner: No, I was throwing it at my son but it accidentally hit the dog.

Colleague #1: I’m thinking of opening up a small one-man practice.
Tasmiya: Oh, really? That’s not such a bad idea.
Colleague #1: Yeah – it might not get as busy or as glamorous as this hospital but…
Colleague #2: Glamorous?? I can think of lots of words to describe the veterinary profession and I can assure you, GLAMOROUS isn’t one of them.

Owner (after dog tries to attack and kill Tasmiya): He doesn’t like you. It’s either your skin colour or your scarf.
Tasmiya: Bigoted dogs. Who would have thought?

Client: I’d like to make an appointment with that nice little Sri Lankan girl/ small vet/ Indian lady/ the lady with the head thing.

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