1. My sister has started a book club.

2. I have joined.

3. We are doing the CLASSICS. (I’m secretly wishing Enid Blyton is considered a classic – It would be terribly, awfully, disgustingly nice if it were truly so!)

4. Husband (on successful weight and dietary management): I wish I could build a device that – once you swallow a morsel of food, the food gets teleported out of your body!

5. As a treat husband will buy the boys batteries, wires and LEDs and other electronic gadgets instead of chocolates, lollies and NORMAL CHILDREN’S TOYS.

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