Proudly brought to you by 4 year old:
“Actually, mum. I was only joking when I said I wanted more…”
“My stomach hurts.”
“I didn’t say I wanted this!!” When in actually fact, the other 4 in household are sure he did.
“I’ll just have toast and maple syrup.”
“So…even if I don’t finish this, I still get dessert? Cool!” Umm..No.
“This part has gone rotten.” In the time it’s taken to get from the pot to the plate?
“Actually, I wasn’t hungry when I started eating.”
“Do I have to finish all of this??”
“But I already ate at lunchtime!”
