I must type fast as my laptop battery only has 15 minutes left before it automatically goes into hibernate. I hate the hibernate mode.

Some conversations:

“Mum, where are you going?”

“I’m just going to the shops for a little while.”

“Ok. Have a good day. Drive safely. I love you.”

“I love you too!”

“You’re supposed to say the same thing to me!”

“Oh sorry love. Ok. Have a good day. Drive safely. I love you.”

“I don’t drive! I’m too small. My driving is walking.”

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” Why do people write Jesus H Christ? What do you think the H is for?”

“Haploid?”

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Seriously? That took 3 minutes and now the computer says I need to shut down or I will lose valuable information.

So adios till next time.

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