It’s always interesting seeing how people come to my blog:
People came here searching for:
1. Surviving the silent treatment from husband – Alhamudillah my husband NEVER does this. I’m usually the one who sulks for a little while or just refuses to get into a discussion when I’m angry. I don’t think rationally and I’m always scared I’m going to lose it and say something I will regret later. I don’t really know how my husband puts up with me. Alhamdulillah for his neverending reserve of sabr.
2. Kirby carpet cleaning demo - well, you’ve all read about my day at the hands of an overzealous salesperson. We shall just say the demonstration was COMPREHENSIVE.
3. Restlessness panting in cat – in my experience, cats don’t pant unless they are absolutely boiling hot or in serious respiratory distress. They have this amazing ability to mask signs of breathing difficulty until it’s quite advanced. Don’t delay – take him/her to the vet.
4. How well do I know my spouse? – if you hear a song/nasheed/qawali (have to cover all bases here) on the radio and you automatically know whether husband will cringe or secretly BOP/BE SPIRITUALLY MOVED (again – covering all bases) to it, you know him pretty well. Do away with all other compatibility tests. THIS IS THE ONLY WAY OF KNOWING YOUR HUSBAND. There is no test for husbands because they will NEVER ever really KNOW us. For future reference, men (not including my husband because he knows already) it doesn’t matter if you don’t know us, as long as you say sorry even if it isn’t your fault and stop trying to fix things unless specifically asked! We aren’t all going to sue you because “sorry is an admission of guilt.”
5. Sunnipath bored spare time stress – I’m sorry, this must be a mistake. Sunnipath and BORED just do not go together. Try again.
6. Salep ice cream recipe – Umm Hamza (Aussie) gave me the recipe a long time ago. I have been meaning to do it, but I just haven’t been organised enough to find the time or the salep. *sigh* One day.

