Category: Domestic Bliss


1. Dishwasher is here!

2. We have been doing some painting around the house. Will post pics soon. (By the way, is there an easy way to get pics from digital camera to computer to blog without having to fiddle with sizes and formats and other computer rubbish. I have no computer skilz.)

3. The garden. Oh the garden. We really need to get stuck into it because it’s looking a bit on the gross disgusting side. The weather has been a bit awful past three days (yes yes, the summer we NEEDED to have – who needs summer? I ask you – who needs to swelter in 40 degree heat with nary a movement in the air and stifling heady humidity? WHO? HUH? HUH?).

4. What is it with tradespeople/gardening people. Do they not want our business?? Hello. We are here. We need you to fix things and take trees out of the yard and fix holes in walls and roof tiles and maybe we might need new blinds and floorboards (yes, the floorboards are only a fantasy right now but one day inshaAllah. One day.) So, how about CALLING US BACK SO WE CAN ORGANISE QUOTES? Surely you would like some money? And we are MADE of money. Call us.

Him: (incoherent mumble)

Her: What did you say?

Him: Oh, nothing. I was just doing my usual passive-aggressive thing.

Her: (upset) But I’m supposed to be the passive-aggressive one and YOU’RE the one supposed to be annoyed by ME!

Him: No, it’s the other way around, don’t you remember?

Her: NO! I don’t remember that.

Him: OK! FINE! YOU CAN BE THE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE ONE!

Her: No, it’s ok. I don’t mind. You can be it.

Him: Oh dear, no. I’d hate to take away from your calling.

Her: No. Actually I insist. You be the passive-aggressive one. I’ll just have to find another personality disorder.

But that’s really ok.

I don’t mind.

Don’t worry about it.

*sighs*

Him: *sighs*

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EVERYBODY! ROCK YOUR BODY!

Yes, backstreet’s I’m back!

Alright!

I think I needed a bit of time away from computer stuff and I thank each and every one of you who left comments and sent emails and text messages (well, it was only one text message but it was much appreciated and made me feel very loved.)

You guys are awesome.

So buckle up..it’s going to be a bumpy ride..arms in vehicle at all times…no smoking etc etc

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