Category: Humour


Proudly brought to you by 4 year old:

“Actually, mum. I was only joking when I said I wanted more…”

“My stomach hurts.”

“I didn’t say I wanted this!!” When in actually fact, the other 4 in household are sure he did.

“I’ll just have toast and maple syrup.”

“So…even if I don’t finish this, I still get dessert? Cool!” Umm..No.

“This part has gone rotten.” In the time it’s taken to get from the pot to the plate?

“Actually, I wasn’t hungry when I started eating.”

“Do I have to finish all of this??”

“But I already ate at lunchtime!”

Him: (incoherent mumble)

Her: What did you say?

Him: Oh, nothing. I was just doing my usual passive-aggressive thing.

Her: (upset) But I’m supposed to be the passive-aggressive one and YOU’RE the one supposed to be annoyed by ME!

Him: No, it’s the other way around, don’t you remember?

Her: NO! I don’t remember that.

Him: OK! FINE! YOU CAN BE THE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE ONE!

Her: No, it’s ok. I don’t mind. You can be it.

Him: Oh dear, no. I’d hate to take away from your calling.

Her: No. Actually I insist. You be the passive-aggressive one. I’ll just have to find another personality disorder.

But that’s really ok.

I don’t mind.

Don’t worry about it.

*sighs*

Him: *sighs*

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EVERYBODY! ROCK YOUR BODY!

Yes, backstreet’s I’m back!

Alright!

I think I needed a bit of time away from computer stuff and I thank each and every one of you who left comments and sent emails and text messages (well, it was only one text message but it was much appreciated and made me feel very loved.)

You guys are awesome.

So buckle up..it’s going to be a bumpy ride..arms in vehicle at all times…no smoking etc etc

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