Category: Humour


I have to make sure I get in as many post before my site goes down (again!). I’m not sure what’s happening with the server or whatever it is they call that thing that keeps the site up –you know what I mean. I thought about going straight to the helper people of the place where this site is hosted but I do believe I would be every ISP helpdesk person’s nightmare.

Husband worked at an ISP many years ago and he can attest – I do ALL those things that drive the helpdesk insane:

“It’s not working.”

“What’s not working.”

“The computer.”

“What’s it doing?”

“Nothing. I just clicked on that thing and nothing is happening.”

“What thing?”

*sigh*”Oh you know – the button for the internet?”

“Ok. So internet isn’t working?”

“No.”

“Do you get an error message?”

“I don’t know! It just isn’t working. Please just fix it.”

“I can’t fix it if I don’t know what the problem is.”

*sigh*”I just told you. The computer isn’t working!”

Mummy Fish Wars

Feisty females stress pregnant fish

We all know why these poor pregnant fish are getting so stressed out:

1. Everyone keeps asking her where the father is when they KNOW he’s locked up elsewhere. I mean do you see any men around here…do you?….do you???

2. All the non-breeders are laughing at her bloated stomach (it’s FLUID for goodness sake – we LIVE in it!) and general clumsiness and absent-mindedness.

3. Half are telling her to have the eggs naturally and the other half are telling her she’s nuts to go through all that drama when she could have them by caesarian on a day that suits her. And then the first half start arguing and so it goes back and forth and before you know it, the words “gill Nazi” and “feral fish” are flying through the water.

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