Category: Humour


Kerry Packer dies

Australia’s richest man has passed away.

A memorial show scheduled for most of the day on Channel Nine has been abruptly taken off air. A call from beyond the grave to the Nine HQs ordered the axing due to poor ratings. In an effort to draw more viewers back to Channel Nine the ghost of Kerry Packer instead ordered reruns of Hey Hey It’s Saturday.

Mum: Don’t peek at the neighbours and please move away from the fence. The fence is there to protect our privacy and our neighbour’s privacy.

5 Year old: So why are there gaps in the fence?

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