I’m trying so hard to remain adult about all of this and not resort to porcine puns and cheesy jokes (pandemic? – and pigs may fly! hypochondriacs are hogging the tamiflu; tamiflu all the way from Mexico and boy are her arms tired, etc etc) but sometimes the jokes just write themselves.
Meanwhile, a Federal Parliamentary delegation to Mexico, led by Senate President and Queenslander John Hogg, will return early because of the outbreak.
HOGG? hahaha!
