Tasmiya

It’s important to be on time for appointments and to be somewhere at the time you say you will. No matter how hard I try, I cannot manage to be anywhere on time lately.  I can either be ridiculously early or embarrassingly late and of late (see what I did there?) it’s the latter. It’s definitely harder because of baby (who has no routine that I can discern which makes it doubly hard as I cannot make an appointment and be reasonably confident I can make it on time) and I am also a very poor time manager at the best of times but sometimes completely unexpected things come out of left field and are solely to blame for my tardiness. View full article »

“Why is he shy of us seeing his willy? I have a willy and I’m not shy of showing it to people. LOOK!”

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“Your toilet is stinking like the junior boys’ toilets at school. For heaven’s sake FLUSH it after you’re done!”

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“You mean I have to wipe my bum?? I have to wipe my bum??!”

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With alarming regularity, this annoyance:

“More water in the jug, please!”

“Fill it up before you get in there!”

“But Mum, I was busting!”

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DK: Sorry, Mum.

Tasmiya: For what?

(Pause)

Tasmiya: Ugh DK! Did you just fart?

DK (laughing:) Yes. But I said sorry before I did it so it’s ok.