It’s 11:47 am and she’s barely managed a 2 second shower and put her clothes on (oh, don’t ask – it’s too long a story). Your first thought is:
a) Woah. Get thee to a Time Management Course STAT!
b) Her poor husband.
c) Heh. At least *I’m* not so disorganised. *smug grin*
d) She can’t possibly have gone to university. Liar.
e) PLEASE, DEAR GOD! WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!
f) Oh to be a fly on the wall at her house.
g) Worst. Stay at home mother. Ever.
h) all of the above.

