Dear Girl Who is Teasing My Son*,
Let me give you a quick lesson in biology. My son is of Indian descent which means his body type can only be one of two: Twiggy skinny or Buddha fat. Sorry – there are no in betweens. Yes, he is a skinny boy and it isn’t for lack of exercise or lack of eating. This is just the way his body is. He cannot help that his legs are skinny.
You on the other hand CAN help the fact that you are being a big meanie and purposely hurting his feelings for goodness knows what reason. I can only deduce that you have very low self esteem and it gives you great pleasure in making others feel as awful about themselves as you feel about yourself.
Trust me when you reach puberty you will be WISHING to high heaven you had legs like my son’s. AHAHAHAHA!
So give it a rest, girlie.
Yours every so sweetly,
The scarf lady who will be staring daggers at you from now on.
P.S. Your bum looks big in that.
*AKA stupid nasty piece of work
