Every now and again he wins because I let him:
Her : asphinctersayswhat?
Silence
Her : asphinctersayswhat?
Silence
Her : asphinctersayswhat?
Crickets chirping
Her : asphinctersayswhat?
Silence
Her :ASPHINCTERSAYSWHAT!!!
Him : I’ve watched Wayne’s World, you know.
Her : What?
Him : HA!
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If you want to go by the way it happened on Wayne’s World 2, this is how the conversation should have gone:
Her: “A sphincter says what?”
Her: “I said, a sphincter says what?”
Him: “You want me to say ‘what’ like I don’t get it. Is that it? That it?”
Her: “Oh, dear. Last guy didn’t get. Last guy didn’t get. You big. You big. We small…small…so we better go.”
LOL
I only remember the first movie. I know I watched Wayne’s World 2 but can’t recall that scene.