Every now and again he wins because I let him:

Her : asphinctersayswhat?

Silence

Her : asphinctersayswhat?

Silence

Her : asphinctersayswhat?

Crickets chirping

Her : asphinctersayswhat?

Silence

Her :ASPHINCTERSAYSWHAT!!!

Him : I’ve watched Wayne’s World, you know.

Her : What?

Him : HA!

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