While wife is trying DESPERATELY to fall asleep:

Him : “Blah blah blah substantive blah blah management. Then bladeblade blah antidiscrimination blah..”

Her: “Mmhmm.”

Him: “So the blah blah blah interview questions blah. Blah blah the system.”

Her: “Ok.”

Him: “Oh sorry, you’re tired. Why don’t you just sleep.”

Her: “I’m trying to but SOMEBODY keeps talking!”

Him: “OK sorry!”

Pause

Him: “No talking. Sleep now.”

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Him: “No talking.”

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Him: “Starting from…………..NOW!”

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Him: “One. Two. Three.”

UGH!

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