How to annoy husband
While husband is trying very hard to concentrate watching Batman Begins:
“So when does he get bitten by the bat?”
“What?
“Batman – that’s how he becomes a superhero, right?”
“He doesn’t get bitten by a bat. He’s scared of them.”
“So he’s a superhero and he’s scared of bats?”
“He isn’t a superhero. He’s just a man.”
“You mean he can’t fly?”
“Nope.”
“So how come he wears the cape and the mask and all that if he isn’t a superhero?”
“To conceal his identity.”
“Ahhh ok.”
10 minutes later
“Is this the part where he gets bitten by the bat?”
“He doesn’t get bitten by a bat!”
10 minutes later
“Hey, where’s Robin?”
December 31st, 2005 at 5:20 am
Salaam;
What’s scary is that this could be, nearly word-for-word, a conversation that I’ve had many times with my own husband.
…
*sigh*
…
Men! Are Mushrooms! From the Planet Mushroom!
Masalaama
December 31st, 2005 at 6:07 am
My husband will ask questions through movies. We can watch a movie for the first time together and he will ask me things that I have no way of knowing or ask the same things over and over. He almost drives me as crazy as my five year old when it comes to watching things.
January 20th, 2006 at 9:43 am
Hahahahaha. Classique.
Ps. loved that movie.
September 20th, 2006 at 4:53 am
Good one!
January 11th, 2007 at 1:36 pm
haha I am never watching a movie with you.
Ya Haqq!