Ad infinitum:

3 year old: “Muuuuuuuuummmm! Muuuuummmmmm! Muuuuuuummmmmm! Muuuuummmmmm….”

17 month old: “Ne-ne? Ne-ne? Ne-ne?…”

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Ad nauseum:

6 year old: “..so the worms and maggots come out of the eye…”

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Ad hominem:

Me: “You are only allowed to have a chocolate after you’ve finished your lunch.”

3 year old: “Well your face is getting black!”

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Curriculum Vitae:

17 month old:

Cried

Breastfed

Cried more

Fought with brother – Numerous times.

Messed chair – giggled

Climbed onto table. DEMOTED from position.

Messed chair again. Giggled

Breastfed

Giggled

Cried

Slept

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in flagrante delicto:

6 year old: “Nothing!”

3 year old: “I wasn’t doing anything! I was just pinching him!”

17 month old: – getting caught opening the fridge and examining its contents: “Mmm..milk there?”

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death of Habeus corpus:

Me: “OK THAT’S IT! You’re all in time-out! And nobody out UNTIL I say so!”

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In loco parentis:

6 year old (to younger brothers): ” *SIGH* I just cleaned this room and you’ve gone and messed it up again!”

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Maximus in minimus!

Isn’t it just obvious? :)

See also: 17 month old Discovers Science

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