I don’t know if this will come as a surprise to any of you out there.

I’m a hypochondriac. Having a very small base of knowledge in human medicine doesn’t help at all. You know little bit of knowledge = bad thing. It’s very true.

I have at one time or another been convinced of suffering from the following afflictions:

Cold sores (I have mentioned this one before – my phobia of the herpes virus)

Vertiligo

Brain Tumour

MS

Pyelonephritis

Heart attack

Pregnancy

Melanoma

Currently I am suffering from Diabetes Mellitus and Exertional Rhabdomyolysis.

Poor me.

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