Voices in Tasmiya’s head : F**k me! Bu**er off you FAT sh*t! This is f**king appalling. Disgusting. This food tastes like sh*t. F**KING HELL! You f**king TW*T!
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Tasmiya : The fridge repair guy was so polite, wasn’t he? He was talking to the children and explaining what he was doing.
Farhad : He sort of looked like those guys in the 50′s – the way he spoke, his hairdo, the way he dressed. He was very clean and prim and proper – organised and neat.
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Tasmiya and Farhad (in unison): He’s a serial killer!
Part 1: Ummm ok….BTW what is bu**er? Must be an Aussy/Brit word. I think I know…but not sure.
Part 2: I read this in my blog reader, and first thought “OMG, you had a serial killer in your house?!?!?!” Then…I clicked on the link expecting to flip to a news article. DON’T DO THAT, esp with mention of kids…not good for a parent’s heart! Hahaha….phew. So anyways…I saw the preview commercials for this show and I knew that’s what he was. I purposefully stay away from that show, because people that come up with storylines and shows like these I find to be very disturbing. But yeah…from the commercials I thought that show was messed up, so I never watch it.
you guys crack me up
i’m always wary of the quiet ones too.
hahahah gordon ramsey totally turns me into a potty mouth, too. somehow, he makes it all seem so completely reasonable.
PS we had a plasterer in today to fix the ceiling. and i was CONVINCED he was a p@edophile. seriously. because he tickled aisha. i watched Law and Order SVU last night. i’m sure that explains it. we are rather similar, huh??
PPS when are you guys coming?? july????????
Bu**er..add the letter g in there. It’s actually a word commonly used in conversation around these here parts but it means something HARAAAAAAM!
As for Dexter – I don’t like this show at all. Good guys are supposed to be GOOD. I don’t like this dark angel, sort of bad but we are supposed to like the protagonist. It is all wrong. Husband can see greys, but for me in this context it’s black and white. A good guy who kills bad guys is still a bad guy.
Mona – he was very nice and part of me feels horrid for thinking that about him and the other part is glad I was on my toes.
Susan – Kitchen Nightmares has become one of our favourite shows. Not so much because of the language but just his wealth of knowledge and how he gets to what the problem is on his first visit. Nah..who am I kidding – it’s the language!
I can’t watch SVU. Especially the ones with children.
Haha, what an interesting and entertaining life your busy mind has
Ya Haqq!
Haha! I click on Tasmiya.com and leave with a smile – guaranteed!
Oh I’m so sorry I’ve been upto my beck with work, and haven’t been able to drop by…loved all the recent posts!Take care!
That was meant to be neck….god!