Him: Did you see the pictures of the new Bond girl?
Her: Yeah.
Him: Ugh! She doesn’t even LOOK like a Bond girl. Where do they find these women?
Her (laughing): You are so fussy. Nobody is going to be good enough for you. Tell me, who who WHO could they cast as the next Bond girl to make you happy?
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Him: Marlena
2 Comments
eid mubarak! did you notice that i followed your mean instructions not to send anything for you or the kids since i “doubled-up” last eid (pfffft. as if)? it killed me! so many times i saw stuff i wanted to buy. but i told you wouldn’t so i didn’t. so happy eid – here is your big gift of nothing
love ya xxxxxx
Thank you!
You went to so much trouble NOT to buy me something. I am so touched!
Love ya too
So like…it isn’t schoolies anymore or anything…just saying…