Olfactory

Tasmiya *walks into hospital room* : Hey. This place smells like bacon.

Rest of the staff: …………………………

Tasmiya: Well, I don’t actually know the exact smell of bacon but I imagine it would smell a lot like this hospital.

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Co-worker: Your room smells like anal glands! Gross!

Tasmiya: That’s wierd. I can’t smell a thing.

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Tasmiya: Hey! This koala here. It smells like guava! Can anybody else smell that?

Co-worker: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??

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