Category: Breastfeeding and Weaning


Keeping abreast of the news*

Breastfeeding may pass on allergies – I don’t know how accurate or how much weight we should put on this (one) study. I do agree with the ABA spokeswoman that in any case allergies, eczema and asthma are on the increase and it’s more likely to be environmental causes. Interesting reading nonetheless.

Breastfeeding mother allowed to take extra breaks for expressing milk during medical exam – I don’t understand the hullabaloo when it comes to breastfeeding. Is she going to write notes on her breasts? Is the pump kitted out with an audio textbook? Any person (note non-specific gender) who has ever had engorged breasts knows that it isn’t really that helpful in terms of memory retention or thinking skills (bar thinking, “Oh mah gah this hurts!”)

Illegal to ban breastfeeding in public places – There is this idea that breastfeeding in public involves nudity and complete abandon of societal norms on modesty and will therefore upset the delicate nature of every person unlucky enough to turn in the direction of the breastfeeding mother. Won’t somebody please think of the children?** Half the time, mothers breastfeed so discretely, you’d hardly know they were doing it at all.

*Do you see what I did just there?

**I did it again just there!

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1. Boob Nazi. Cue horrified breastfeeding advocates resenting being associated with “that word” or “those people.” Someone else will say “ANTI-SEMITISM” and then everyone is quiet and they’ve forgotten what they were arguing about until another will pipe up about the conspiracy that is formula milk so we should all feel sorry for the bottlefed people, really.

2. I feel sorry for stay at home mothers. Cue like minded people who say things like “What must they DO with their time and how are they helping this country sitting on their fat bums all day watching Oprah and Dr Phil?” Stay at home mothers will get on the defensive and start blaming all the ills of society on the fact that children were put into daycare and raised by strangers just because mothers wanted to go out and drink coffee in an office.

3. I really need to take a break from my children. Cue parents lamenting about how awful a parent you must be to actually want to be away from the children – I mean after all, you helped MAKE them! They are designed to be worn all the time and you are most certainly not allowed ANY time for yourself. Only selfish people want “me-time” whatever happened to FAMILY time etc. Counterattack by other parents making comments about attachment parents/gentle mothering (usually called (s)mothering) and breastfeeding their children until they are 12 years of age.

4. I trained my baby to sleep… Cue happy parents who have also done this with their children and way to go it was hard but worth it in the end; babies need to cry before they sleep; I waited 50 minutes before I went in there to clean his vomit; I really needed to do it, I was desperate for sleep and so on. Counterattack by mothers MORTIFIED and angry that anyone could do such a thing to their baby; sending message of total rejection; this is CHILD ABUSE IN IT’S (sic) MOST BASIC FORM etc etc.

5. Any mention of childbirth, be it caesarian, homebirth, epidural or other forms of pain relief. Cue mothers opposed to any or all of the above. Because we all know the sort of birth experience you have dramatically impacts on your child and a “bad” birth is the leading cause of violence and drug abuse amongst teens.

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