Tasmiya

Me: D are you biting your nails?

D: (in absolute disgust) NO, of course not! I’m just picking my nose!

Me: ……

Tasmiya: Hey, those vegetables you gave were really tikka*. Husband’s mouth was burning for ages afterwards.

Mum: Those weren’t “vegetables.” They were chillies.

Tasmiya: Oh.

*tikka= Indian term for spicy